Hippie Gnomes: Stoners in the Garden

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Most garden gnomes grow flowers and vegetables. That doesn’t mean there aren’t a few stoner gnomes who have set up some small cannabis grow operations amongst the garden. These gnomes are totally harmless, but don’t expect to see a lot of chores getting done.

Pot Smoking Hippie Gnome

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This is one proud stoner if I’ve ever seen one. He really does make the perfect smoking companion. His contagious smile never leaves, nor does the fatty joint in his mouth. A sign reminds you that in this garden you should always keep on the grass!

Stoned Garden Gnome

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This old stoner gnome has been around to see it all. He was touring with the Dead back when Jerry was still around. This is him in his natural state – getting ready to smoke a fat doobie while throwing peace signs. Work boots? Nah, not this guy. A pair of sandals suites him much better.

The main drawback to this guy is his odor. He’s not much for taking showers, and do you have any idea how long it’s been since he’s washed that tye dye shirt?

Zen Garden Gnome

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This zen gnome has nearly achieved enlightenment – he just needs one more toke to get there. But seriously, when was the last time you were so chill that a bird nested in your beard? If you’re looking for a super chill smoke buddy then this guy may just be your soul mate.

Peaceful Hippie Garden Gnome

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Awe Man That’s Beautiful. He’s been carrying this sign around since the first time he heard Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Take your garden back to the day when coke bottle glasses and piece signs ruled the lawn.

Hippie Couple Garden Gnomes

 

 

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Okay, it’s hard to say for sure what he’s got in that pipe, but I was downwind of him earlier and it certainly smells like this gnome is into the ganga. He’s got so much chill on deck even the birds are stopping by just the say what’s up and have a toke.

 

Jerry and Janice Pot Head Planters

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Have you ever been so stoned that your feet were attached directly to your head? Life’s a trip, man. This set of planters is a great way to pay tribute to music legends Jerry and Janice.