Gnomes with Guns: The Garden is a Battlefield

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Gunshots didn’t always ring out across the garden, but since this new breed of gun wielding garden gnomes showed up its all out warfare. We’re not exactly sure how many of these gnomes want to protect you, and which one would rather just kill you.

Gnome with Dual Pistols

Gnome with Dual Pistols

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This pose looks just as good in your garden or lawn as it did in the move Boondock Saints. This gnome is done playing around. He’s got two high caliber handguns and they each have a bullet in the chamber. Some of the other garden gnomes have been telling us that someone stole some money from him, and he’s out to collect. See the way he’s looking up at you with kind of glazed over look in his eyes? We don’t think he would actually pull the trigger, but he’s been acting pretty weird lately – so I wouldn’t want to be the one to test his patience.

Crazy Machine Gun Gnome

Crazy Machine Gun Gnome

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Say hello to my little friend! This garden gnome has completely lost a grip on reality and is going on a rampage through your fruits and flowers. Look at how wildly his eyes are bulging out. This is not a sane man. The thing is, it’s not easy being a gnome and an international drug lord. Sometimes the little guy has to show everyone that he means business. The good news is that he’s probably just using your peas as bullets so they’re not exactly threatening. Note: This garden gnome may have traumatic effects on your other lawn ornaments.

Army Bazooka Gnome

Army Bazooka Gnome

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We don’t know anyone who didn’t played with little green army men when they were younger. They’re just one of those toys that has bridged over so many generations. Bring a piece of your childhood into your garden with this awesome army bazooka garden gnome. All of your lawn ornaments tend to fall in line when this guy shows up. After all, what sensible gnome is going to cause mischief when they know a trained bazooka shooter could be luring around any corner.

Gnome Soldier

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Add an extra layer of protection to your lawn or garden. You can sleep easy knowing this gnome is proudly serving and protecting. He looks jolly, but when danger strikes he springs into action. Fearlessly, he patrols the garden day and night looking for outside threats from other lawn gnomes. He doesn’t like to shoot, but he’ll do whatever it takes to keep the area safe. Camouflage from his feet to the tip of his hat let him blend into his surroundings for tactical missions. This little guy is a great way to show support for those who have been or are currently in the military.

Hunter Gnome

Hunter Gnome

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I don’t know what his mamma was feeding him, but this is one big ol’ gnome. He stands 15” tall – a giant compared to many gnomes. Most gnomes are happy to be vegetarians, but the gnome knew there was something better out there. Armed with his trusty rifle, this hunter gnome is constantly scanning for wildlife. On the bright side, he’s great to keep around if you have critters always ruining your garden (but not really. If you’re having critter problems get a trap, and not a hunter gnome statue – duh). If you love to hunt as much as you love your lawn then this is the perfect garden gnome for you.