Drunk Garden Gnomes

It’s a known fact that garden gnomes love to party. Most garden gnomes wait until no one is around to start drinking. But, there are a few who love the sauce and aren’t afraid to show it. Don’t worry – garden gnomes are happy drunks…. most of the time.

Drunk and Naked Garden Gnome

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We all go a bit overboard sometimes, but this gnome really takes it to a whole new level. This isn’t even him at his worst. This is just how he checks the mail in the morning. Nothing like a big ol’ mug of suds to bite the hair of the dog, am I right? Clothes – optional. Cigar – mandatory. Pointy hat and shoes – don’t leave home without them.

Drunken Biker Gnome

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Nothing like a few cold beers (or 12) after a long ride out in the country. Don’t worry – he’s not going to drive drunk, but we have had to talk to him about that in the past.

Passed Out Drunk Garden Gnome

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I always hate to see it come to this. Pat from down the street can’t ever hold his booze. After a big night out he tried to stumble back to the garden, but he obviously didn’t quite make it. Halfway back he just decided face down in the dirt was the best solution (we’ve all been there). Just let him sleep. He’s going to have one hell of a headache when he wakes up.

Garden Gnome Beer Holder

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How many times have you been working on the lawn or garden and needed a place to put your beer? Meet your new favorite drinking buddy. This guy actually holds your beer for you. Now, I’ll be honest – He is known to take a few sips when you turn your back. Luckily, these tiny little guys get drunk pretty quick so he won’t take much.

Gnome Drunk on the Beach

 

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Aloha retirement! This gnome has the right idea. Sitting by the beach with a frozen cocktail and a book. He deserves it though. After working in the garden all his life and saving money aside he is finally able to live it up in his golden years.

Drunk Skeleton Gnomes?

Drunk Skeleton Gnomes

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If there was ever two garden gnomes who were truly meant for each other it would be these two. After all, there are only so many reanimated skeletons amongst the garden gnome community. They may look like just a bunch of bones at first, but if you get to know them you’ll realize that they’re not only nice gnomes, but they can take down a pint of suds faster than you can yell ‘chug!’.